Funny Seasonal Quotes
*** Christmas Time ***
"The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband." Joan Rivers.
"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin." Jay Leno.
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