Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? (Damn Funny)

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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.

Julius Caesar: It came, it saw, it crossed.

Aristotle: To actualize its potential.

Mohammed Aldouri (Iraqi ambassador): The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken.

WHO: To fur... more > (8 pages)

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