Very funny Family Guy quotes
"Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually."
- Peter in Family Guy, Loaded Weapons
"I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it."
"Butter's in the fridge!"
- Peter and Quagmire in Family Guy, Viewer mail #1
"Good, I don't have to cook."
"Oh, no, go ahead and cook anyway, Lois,... more > (4 pages)
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