Funny Arts & Entertainment Quotes
** Film & Movie Quotes ***
"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on" Samuel Goldwyn.
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' " Charlie Brown.
"The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev." ... more > (16 pages)
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