funniest simpson quotes
* It takes two people to lie, one to lie and one to listen.
* Stealing? How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain what's-his-name?
* Good things don't end in "eum", they end in "mania" or "teria"
* Lisa, Vampires are make believe, like Elves, Gremlins and Eskimos.
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