50 Funniest Homer Simpson Quotes
# Operator! Give me the number for 911!
# Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
# Bart, with $10,000, we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
# Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
# I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me Superman.
# Son, if you really wa... more > (4 pages)
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