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24 jokes to upset your wife/girlfriend with

1 Why did God create Woman?
To carry sperm from the bedroom to the toilet.

2 If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
the swallow.

3 How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?
By phoning her.

4 Why do woman fake orgasms?
Because they think men care.

5 What is the definition of " making love " ?
Its somet... more > (2 pages)


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